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The Ho-Ho-Hotel (and a bottle o' rum)

Ahoy buccaneers! Don’t be afeard fer shiverin’ yer timbers - thar be a cozy little quarters, where any old peglegger can hobble over from main port. A buncha lively mates and lasses will be sailin’ to Davey Jone’s Locker in the rum bilge below, with able seamen to keep the barrels full. O’ course, we swab the poop deck in case ye need to drop yer treasure. Ye’d be a barnacle to dock up anywhere else.

10 chambers be on deck, but ye be walkin’ the plank fer yer voyage. 


Quadrupal chamber
Fer ye whole crew (4 mates). Land ho!

Standard twin
Fer yerself ’n’ yer mate. Take a gander.

Standard double chamber
Fer yerself or add a matey. Check yer treasure.

Standard triple chamber
3 cots, fer all the sea dogs.

Double Ensuite
A cot fer 2 landlubbers, ’n’ yer own poopdeck fer scrubbin’. See with yer own eyepatch.

Double Deluxe
Cap’n’s chambers. Lay yer eyes on the coffer.